Heeeey he ditched me! Frickin nerd
I’m definitely gonna end up with Koujaku
Eeee I like him
YO MIZUKI CALM DOWN
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
I’d still be a girl
this is not exciting
ARRGHRGHG I WOULD FINALLY BE A GODDAMN MERMAID
It’s be two fish.
I’D BE A GODDAMN MELUSINE OKAY 8D
I’d be a goat-fish~!
I get a scorpion tail I guess???? That’s pretty cool but I couldn’t really wear pants anymore
I just wanna say that this part is hilarious
Haga: Oh, what a lovely cockatoo!
Clear: It is, it’s a lovely cockatoo.
Beni: Don’t be fooled. He’s a bitch.
Beni is the fucking sassiest little asshole I love him
I’m playing DMMD and I realized I should probably be live-blogging because I just got to the scene where Tae hits everyone on the head and then makes doughnuts and it’s probably the most amazing thing
Rejected Recon Corps/Scouting Legion Fundraising Idea #6.
((Tweaked the original script because fuck wagons that’s why.))
((Auuggggh. Sorry for the repost guys. The fucked up resizing issue was pissing me off.))
well those abs arent shit anymore cuz u ded
my friend is in my room playing dmmd and aoba is talking to ren so i whispered “gay” and she said “pretty sure theres nothing gay about talking to ur furry gps” and i just bit my finger and let her decode the “you fuck the dog” expression on my face
so that you don’t quit right away, I’ll just say he’s not a dog when you do the frick frack
he’s not actually a dog anyway he’s a robot dog
He’s a robot dog person who is also your brother and you can fuck him
That’s what Olivia says.
I cannot guarantee the validity of this but it makes it extra hilarious.